depression!

DEPRESSION

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, government health
care, real estate prices, the stock market, thefederal deficit, Iraq,
Afghanistan, global warming, my savings, Social Security, out-sourcing jobs, and the credit
card debate. I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive
a truck.

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