Retired at 65:

> Retired at
> 65
> Upon
> reaching 65, I decided to retire.  After
> having me under foot for a few months, my wife
> became very agitated with me.  She suggested I go
> and do something to occupy my time, like join a club or
> get a hobby.  I obliged and went out for a couple
> of hours.. 
> When I got home my wife asked about my day
> and I replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park
> and hung out with 
> the
> guys.  And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club. 
> "What?  Are you nuts?  You're 65 years
> old and you're going to start jumping out of
> airplanes?" 
> "Yeah, look I even got a membership card." 
> "You crazy old man, where's your glasses! 
> This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute
> Club!" 
> "Oh, great!  Now what am I going to do?  I
> signed up for 5 jumps a week!"


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