Asking For A Raise ‘;^)

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
  The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
  She asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’
  Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.
  The first is that I iron better than you.’
  Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’
  Maria: ‘Your husband say so.’
  Wife: ‘Oh.’
  Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’
  Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’
  Maria: ‘Your husband did.’
  Wife: ‘Oh..’
  Maria: ‘The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.’
  Wife: (really furious now) ‘Did my husband say that as well?’
  Maria: ‘No Señora…the gardener did.’
  Wife: ‘So …. how much do you want?
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