Archive for December, 2010

WINTER IN RUSSIA, so you really think you have too much snow??

December 28, 2010

Men who lack female supervision

December 28, 2010

Just How Cold Was It This Morning?

December 26, 2010

White Christmas

December 24, 2010

Norwegian Icebreaker Heads up Mississippi River

December 23, 2010

Cute Nativity scene!

December 22, 2010

A holiday treat for you

December 22, 2010
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3 Wishes

December 21, 2010

Osama bin Laden

and a Biker

are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

‘I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total’, says the Genie.

 

The Canadian says, ‘I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ‘

POOF! With the blink of the Genie’s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

 

Osama was amazed, so he said, ‘I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.’

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

 

The Biker says, ‘I am very curious.

Please tell me more about this wall.’

The Genie explains, ‘Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it’s virtually impenetrable.’

The Biker sits down on his Harley,

cracks a beer,

lights a cigar,

smiles and says,

 

‘Fill it with water.’

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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If The Internet Had Always Existed

December 20, 2010

New looks for the garage door — Chuckles for the day…….

December 20, 2010