Please, take care of yourself!

Please, take care of yourself this Holiday Season. 

 A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of

Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This

means that the remaining 77% are caused by ass holes that just drink water,

coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, energy drinks, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.

Merry Christmas!!!



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