Investment Plan

Investment Plan

 

 

 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
you would have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.  It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles
a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22
gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get
about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an American!!!    http://images.Quebles.com/hotmail/emoticons/1511759.GIF

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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