Archive for August, 2011

How can I prolong the shelf life of a tomato?

August 19, 2011

Release of wedding doves

August 18, 2011
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The Dinner and the Redhead

August 14, 2011
  A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.  He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. ‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.’

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks… They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’

‘No,’ she replies……

Wait for it … …..


It’s coming …… …..


The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?



She said ……..:

‘You just happened to catch my eye.’

(Oh shut up, and just forward it!) LOL

Ameren still wants more

August 11, 2011

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Dear: Daniel

Recently we reported a small victory in our fight to keep energy prices affordable, when the Public Service Commission (PSC) denied a portion of Ameren’s rate increase request.  But Ameren is back in action again requesting lawmakers allow them to reach deeper in our pockets.

 “Ameren and a coalition of other utilities, publicly and privately owned, want lawmakers to approve a bill allowing Ameren to recoup the cost of an early site permit from its customers. Ameren is asking to be able to collect $45 million, of which it has already spent $20 million to $25 million, said Warren Wood, vice president for regulatory and legislative affairs.”… read more

 With a special session coming soon in September, we must take action now.  Any new initiatives by Ameren must include critical consumer protections.  Click here to forward this email to your friends and family and ask them to join the Fair Energy Rate Action Fund today, to join the fight for fair and affordable rates.

 Together we make a difference!

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 The FERAF Team

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These Roads are Too Cool… plus other assorted goodies

August 11, 2011


SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver’s license.
At age 35 success is . . . ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . .. Having money..
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . … . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.
 
Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

 
Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
 

 
 
Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short.
Whoo-hoo!
 

 

 

From the office of (Debt Ceiling Dick) Congressman Todd Akin to @LatinaRose1

August 10, 2011
 

 

Dear Donna:

Thank you for contacting me regarding the debt ceiling. I appreciate the opportunity to share my position with you.

Earlier this year, President Obama asked Congress to raise the debt limit, as the nation’s debt was approaching the legal limit of $14.3 trillion.  Since the President entered the White House the federal debt has increased by $3.7 trillion, and Obama asked that he be allowed to increase our federal debt by another $2.4 trillion by the end of his current term in office. This would total over $6 trillion in new debt in one term as President. The call to raise the debt ceiling is an obvious indicator of our national spending addiction. It is also a warning that our national credit card bill is coming due.

Moody’s and Standard and Poor’s, two major credit rating agencies, recently warned that the United States is facing a down-graded credit rating if we do not get our national debt under control. A lowered credit rating would make borrowing more expensive and reduce tax dollars available for other priorities. Some economic analysts warn that the United States is in worse trouble than Europe if we do not decrease our level of borrowing.

Last year, I introduced legislation to make it more difficult to increase the debt ceiling by requiring a three-fifths majority vote. This year, I introduced the Spending Priorities Act, a failsafe spending plan to manage federal spending if the United States Government reaches the statutory debt limit or experiences a funding gap. Such legislation is prudent but it is not sufficient.

We must end our nation’s addiction to spending. At the current pace, our national debt will exceed the size of our economy in two years. Within three years, the interest on our debt will cost our country $1 billion each day. As Admiral Mike Mullen, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said last year, “The most significant threat to our national security is our debt.”

I firmly believe that any debt ceiling increase must be accompanied by real cuts in current spending as well as long-term budget reforms. We must show our creditors and the entire world that we recognize the severity of our current economic situation and that we will control our debt before it controls us.

I believe that we should also pass a Constitutional amendment to cap the size of the federal government and tie it to a percentage of our gross domestic product (GDP). We cannot afford the amount of federal government we have today, but there are those who continue to advocate for even more federal borrowing and spending. A cap on the size of government would prevent the radical growth in government that we have seen in recent years.

Americans know that the credit card bill eventually comes due. When I talk to people in Missouri, the message is crystal clear – change “business as usual” in Washington and stop the overspending.

Providing for the common defense is also one of the most important roles of the federal government, and is clearly required by the Constitution. At a time when we still have thousands of our men and women in the line of fire, dramatic defense cuts are simply unacceptable.  In the worst case scenario, this debt ceiling bill could result in roughly $1 trillion in cuts to the military. Almost half of the debt ceiling increase may come at the expense of our national defense.

While Speaker Boehner and others negotiated in good faith, I was concerned that the proposal (S. 365, the Budget Control Act of 2011) might actually make it less likely that we could address the central problem of radical deficit spending.  While the new proposal has a balanced budget amendment as one option for a future debt ceiling increase, I am skeptical that the President or Democrats in Congress will be willing to support a balanced budget amendment while there are other paths available to allow for continued deficit spending.

While some argue that a balanced budget amendment is unachievable with the current political landscape in Washington, our nation needs a balanced budget amendment now more than ever. We have had problems with deficit spending for much of our history, but we are approaching the point of no return.  A balanced budget amendment would force us back on a responsible path. If not now, when? If not us, who?

The Budget Control Act of 2011 passed the House of Representatives on August 1, 2011 by a vote of 269-161. This legislation makes no cuts to Medicaid, Social Security, unemployment insurance or civilian and military retirement.  With respect to Medicare, if the Joint Select Committee established under this legislation fails to produce a savings of $1.2 trillion for deficit reduction, the difference is made up by sequestration. This means that Congress must find savings evenly between defense and non-defense spending including Medicare. However, the cuts applicable to Medicare are capped at 2 percent of the program.  I believe this legislation fails to address the problem at hand, and it threatens to severely degrade our national defense with a possible trillion dollars in cuts to our military. For these reasons, I opposed this bill. This legislation was passed by the Senate by a vote of 74-26 on August 2, 2011. Following final passage in the Senate, President Obama signed this into law on August 2, 2011.

It is a privilege to represent you and I hope that you will not hesitate to contact me regarding any matter where I might be of assistance. Please visit my website, where you can find more information on current issues, share further thoughts with me via email and subscribe to my e-newsletter for updates on issues you care about.

Sincerely,

Todd Akin
Member of Congress

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RIDING MOWER FOR SALE

August 4, 2011
Wife’s Riding Lawn Mower – FOR SALE !!!

Carol always wanted a riding lawn mower.

She is always tired at the end of the day,
and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker
so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.

SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower.
I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.

To this day I have never been able to understand
why some women are so hard to please
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P.S. I can see out of my left eye pretty good now and should be able to leave the hospital some time next week!

 

 

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