Archive for November, 2011

Facebook Version of World War II

November 26, 2011
Facebook Version of World War II

CAN YOU TELL THE FRONT FROM THE BACK OF A TREE?

November 9, 2011
   

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Can you read this …..I Did the first time

November 9, 2011
Can you read this …..I Did the first time

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An Ode To Right Wingers

November 7, 2011
From Truthout.com by Dwaldon13

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Graphs and charts and meaningless words
Matter not to right-wing birds
They fly in circular patterns each day
To land at the same spot where they pray

“Oh lord, deliver U.S. from evil
From science, altruism and blue boll weevils
Holy father we pray in your name
Ask U.S. not to be progressive, humane

Allow to bask in mythological glory
The wine of superstition to sweeten your story
Forgive U.S. our trespasses, our prejudice then
We’ll “bathe” on Sunday and start over…again

THE ARROGANCE OF AUTHORITY

November 6, 2011

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.

He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded and cut him off mid sentence saying,

Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !”

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge a nd proudly displayed it to the rancher.

“See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !!

No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear sir ……do you understand ?!!”

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis bull……

       

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With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Your badge, show him your BADGE……. !”


 

 

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